Just don't ask me how...

Can I offer my immense and heart-felt condolences for a couple of laydeez of my acquaintance who have between them joyously given birth unto an baby.

No, me neither.

But I say well done! The march of Science will not be halted!

Here's a poem I wrote up especially:

Hell-ooooooo baby
Yooooooooou baby
Neeeeeeeeew baby
Oooooooooh baby

Tidy

Possibly even scarier than yesterday, but a right punch up the snoot for those who said it couldn't be done.

But, cocking a snook at the devil's dandruff of asbestosis, it's a necessary evil.

Normal chaos resumed on Monday week.

Redneck

Yes it was sunny yesterday.

Yes I used sun lotion.

Yes I have very sensitive skin.

Yes I found it difficult to get comfortable last night.

Please send all other mightily stupid questions to my agent, Mr Ben 'Swarthy' Thomas.