Even when I deploy it for the enjoyment of the masses, it is, I am told, rather feeble and unreliable.
Especially in public, or so they say at me.
I look after it well, keep it clean, and safely tucked away when not in use, and I've carefully marked it up with what end goes in what, so I don't know what's going wrong.
I've even manipulated it down on all-fours and almost behind the scenes.
You know what I think? I'll never satisfy some people.
Not even if I had a professional knob-twiddler helping out.
