Drained

Off all yesterday in bed with a right banging throbber.

Woke up this morning and it had completely subsided.

Not like the old days.

Chef D'Ambience 4

Just for the benefit of the tape, can I hereby formally deny I am abusing my position as Head of Ambience and the research it entails in order to expand my romancing of someone whose name will go unmentionable.

Chef D'Ambience 3

Now this is more like it. At least it's what our punters up The All-New Club Derrig will go for. Big time.

Madrid - City of Splendour

Simply El Magnificentico.

The Return of The Twins of Evil

Who knows what these two are planning in a secret corner of the All-New Club Derrig? But whatever it is it looks downright full of sauciness, and probably involves giving me a smacker on the chops.

You see - you give them the vote and they think they can do what they like to me.

Hopefully.

High as a Kite

So much for the Genius Amanuensis "researching ambience".

Trouble With My Equipment

It seems my equipment has been proving a let down for some people.

Even when I deploy it for the enjoyment of the masses, it is, I am told, rather feeble and unreliable.

Especially in public, or so they say at me.

I look after it well, keep it clean, and safely tucked away when not in use, and I've carefully marked it up with what end goes in what, so I don't know what's going wrong.

I've even manipulated it down on all-fours and almost behind the scenes.



You know what I think? I'll never satisfy some people.

Not even if I had a professional knob-twiddler helping out.

Laydee Power

I have finally fallen for the demands of the rampant hordes of laydees in their desire to achieve enfranchisement through dashing out under horses and chaining themselves across stuff that I want to get into.

It's been a long hard struggle for me, as a man, to get myself in to their way of thinking about this and I hereby do say I want no more of it. I give in.

Please accept this photographic evidence of my full backing of you lot, now leave me alone.

Chef D'Ambience 2

Poncy French establishment. Does a lunch.

The Genius Amanuensis sends me this suggestion - from his Tour Du France avec Talllulah - as a look for the new ambience project of what is all my idea.

He doesn't get it. I'm looking for splendour and squalor in equal measure, and quite dark.

A bit like Beattie is the best way I can describe it.

Chef D'Ambience 1

Having been part of a successful "Coody-Ta" against the Genius Amanuensis in re-taking control of the All-New Club Derrig, I am now head of a massive research project about making it a better place to be in at.

My initial up first thoughts are based on what was a genuinely good time had by myself and a Tin-Tin look-e-likee a while back - of which you are all reminded up of below.

At the present time I am looking for volunteers to do the actual work before I present it as mine own at the next Club Derrig 'Listen To Me, I'm Derrig, I'm Talking' meeting.

Take one step forward all you lucky lot.