Wednesday 31 August 2011

Drained


Off all yesterday in bed with a right banging throbber.

Woke up this morning and it had completely subsided.

Not like the old days.

Tuesday 30 August 2011

Chef D'Ambience 4


Just for the benefit of the tape, can I hereby formally deny I am abusing my position as Head of Ambience and the research it entails in order to expand my romancing of someone whose name will go unmentionable.

Sunday 28 August 2011

Chef D'Ambience 3



Now this is more like it. At least it's what our punters up The All-New Club Derrig will go for. Big time.

Saturday 27 August 2011

Madrid - City of Splendour


Simply El Magnificentico.

Wednesday 24 August 2011

The Return of The Twins of Evil

Who knows what these two are planning in a secret corner of the All-New Club Derrig? But whatever it is it looks downright full of sauciness, and probably involves giving me a smacker on the chops.

You see - you give them the vote and they think they can do what they like to me.

Hopefully.

Friday 19 August 2011

High as a Kite


So much for the Genius Amanuensis "researching ambience".

Wednesday 17 August 2011

Trouble With My Equipment

It seems my equipment has been proving a let down for some people.

Even when I deploy it for the enjoyment of the masses, it is, I am told, rather feeble and unreliable.

Especially in public, or so they say at me.

I look after it well, keep it clean, and safely tucked away when not in use, and I've carefully marked it up with what end goes in what, so I don't know what's going wrong.

I've even manipulated it down on all-fours and almost behind the scenes.



You know what I think? I'll never satisfy some people.

Not even if I had a professional knob-twiddler helping out.

Sunday 14 August 2011

Laydee Power


I have finally fallen for the demands of the rampant hordes of laydees in their desire to achieve enfranchisement through dashing out under horses and chaining themselves across stuff that I want to get into.

It's been a long hard struggle for me, as a man, to get myself in to their way of thinking about this and I hereby do say I want no more of it. I give in.

Please accept this photographic evidence of my full backing of you lot, now leave me alone.

Wednesday 10 August 2011

Chef D'Ambience 2

Poncy French establishment. Does a lunch.

The Genius Amanuensis sends me this suggestion - from his Tour Du France avec Talllulah - as a look for the new ambience project of what is all my idea.

He doesn't get it. I'm looking for splendour and squalor in equal measure, and quite dark.

A bit like Beattie is the best way I can describe it.

Monday 1 August 2011

Chef D'Ambience 1

Having been part of a successful "Coody-Ta" against the Genius Amanuensis in re-taking control of the All-New Club Derrig, I am now head of a massive research project about making it a better place to be in at.

My initial up first thoughts are based on what was a genuinely good time had by myself and a Tin-Tin look-e-likee a while back - of which you are all reminded up of below.

At the present time I am looking for volunteers to do the actual work before I present it as mine own at the next Club Derrig 'Listen To Me, I'm Derrig, I'm Talking' meeting.

Take one step forward all you lucky lot.