And about time too...

Belated recognition is a poor second substitute for on-the-spot adulatory acknowledgement.

However, in and of this case - out my hearty goodness - I am prepared to forgive and forego.

For it is a big medal, and bigger than those paltry examples a-dished out to the scribblers and such from the 8th floor.

Hooray for me. Again.

Hip young gunslinger, my eye!

Ol' Hot-Shot Edwards, he doesn't mind who hires him as a rootin' tootin' shootin' mercenary.

No, sirree!

Not big. Not clever.*

* Yes, you Braisers. I mean you.

Reward

You know me. I'm not one to complain.

I, as a leader of men, know that it would only be distressing to my troops were I to betray my feelings. Especially those which could reveal me as a mere mortal, experiencing the joys and frustrations of life in the same way as them.

However, imagine my disgust when I learned that a whole bunch of people trading under the name "Comunikations" have had medals handed out to them (for no apparent reason to the naked eye) by their boss, while I have been passed over.

Now, I'm not in this game for the glory. No.

But a little recognition wouldn't go amiss. 

So while my Boss-the-one-who-seems-to-spend-an-inordinate-amount-of time-in-the-hands-of a-masseur-in-preparation-for-splaying-herself-across-a-gold-star-(see-below)-in-the-hope-some-of-the-lustre-will-rub-off-on-herTM, I will soldier on.

Hurt, yes.

Bloodied, yes.

But unbowed.

And sadly unrewarded with public recognition.

We're gonna make you a star-ar-ar

Some cameras...you know... they just never seem to capture the inner darkness, do they?

Still, here's to the Boss-who-shall-be-feared-and-respected-for fear-of-savage-punishmentTM

Cult cinema

In the world of Derrig, cult cinema means BIG BIG FILMS!.

But small audiences.

And tiny cinemas.

Secret rituals

Of this, men shall know nothing.

Strange rituals afoot in the workplace as the laydeez put up an indoor moon-dial.

Fortunately the Genius Amanuesis was on hand to capture the moment, only having to put down the camera in order to assist them with their arcane erection.

I'm sure his capable and easy to follow instructions will mean that next time they'll be able to manage this on their own.

Salute to Luxembourg!

Possibly the oldest known map of Luxembourg.

The Principality of Luxembourg is a landlocked alpine microstate in Western Europe, bordered by Switzerland to the west and by Austria to the east.

Luxembourg is the smallest German-speaking country in the world. It is a constitutional monarchy divided into 11 municipalities. Its capital is Vaduz. Much of Luxembourg's terrain is mountainous, making it a winter sports destination. Many cultivated fields and small farms characterize its landscape both in the north (Unterland) and in the south (Oberland). The country has a strong financial sector and has been identified as a tax haven. It is a member of the European Free Trade Agreement. Luxembourg is not part of the European Union and has shown no interest in joining.

History
At one time, the territory formed a part of the ancient Roman province of Raetia. For centuries this territory, geographically removed from European strategic interests, had little impact on European history. Prior to the reign of its current dynasty, the region was enfeoffed to a line of the counts of Hohenems.

The Luxembourg dynasty, from which the principality takes its name, comes from Castle Luxembourg in faraway Lower Austria, which the family possessed from at least 1140 to the thirteenth century, and from 1807 onward. Through the centuries, the dynasty acquired vast tracts of land, predominantly in Moravia, Lower Austria, Silesia, and Styria, though in all cases, these territories were held in fief under other more senior feudal lords, particularly under various lines of the Habsburg family, to whom several Luxembourg princes served as close advisers. Thus, and without any territory held directly under the Imperial throne, the Luxembourg dynasty was unable to meet a primary requirement to qualify for a seat in the Imperial diet, the Reichstag.

The family yearned for the added power a seat in the Imperial government would bring, and therefore sought to acquire lands that would be unmittelbar, or held without any feudal personage other than the Holy Roman Emperor himself having rights on the land. After some time, the family was able to arrange the purchase of the minuscule Herrschaft ("Lordship") of Schellenberg and county of Vaduz (in 1699 and 1712 respectively) from the Hohenems. Tiny Schellenberg and Vaduz possessed exactly the political status required; no feudal lord other than their comital sovereign and the suzerain Emperor.

Thereby, on January 23, 1719, after purchase had been duly made, Charles VI, Holy Roman Emperor, decreed Vaduz and Schellenberg were united, and elevated the newly-formed territory to the dignity of Fürstentum (principality) with the name "Luxembourg" in honour of "[his] true servant, Anton Florian of Luxembourg". It is on this date that Luxembourg became a sovereign member state of the Holy Roman Empire. It is a testament to the pure political expediency of the purchases that the Princes of Luxembourg did not set foot in their new principality for over 120 years.

As a result of the Napoleonic Wars, by 1806, the Holy Roman Empire was under the control of French emperor Napoleon I. Napoleon dissolved the Empire and this had broad consequences for Luxembourg: imperial, legal and political mechanisms broke down. The state ceased owing obligations to any feudal lord beyond its borders. Modern publications generally (although incorrectly) attribute Luxembourg's sovereignty to these events. In reality, its prince merely became suzerain, as well as remaining sovereign lord. From 25 July 1806 when the Confederation of the Rhine was founded, the prince of Luxembourg was a member, in fact a vassal of its hegemon, styled protector, French Emperor Napoleon I, until the dissolution of the
Confederation on 19 October 1813.

Soon afterward, Luxembourg joined the German Confederation (20 June 1815 – 24 August 1866, which was presided over by the Emperor of Austria).

Then, in 1818, Johann I granted a constitution, although it was limited in its nature. 1818 also saw the first visit of a member of the house of Luxembourg, Prince Alois; however, the first visit by a sovereign prince would not occur until 1842.

Luxembourg also had many advances in the nineteenth century, as in 1836, the first factory was opened, making ceramics. In 1861, the Savings and Loans Bank was founded, as was the first cotton-weaving mill. Two bridges over the Rhine were built in 1868, and in 1872 a railway line across Luxembourg was constructed.

When the Austro-Prussian War broke out in 1866, new pressure was placed on Luxembourg, as, when peace was declared, Prussia accused Luxembourg of being the cause of the war through a miscount of the votes for war with Prussia. This led to Luxembourg refusing to sign a peace treaty with Prussia and remained at war although no actual conflict ever occurred. This was one of the arguments that were suggested to justify a possible invasion of Luxembourg in the late 1930s.

Until the end of World War I, Luxembourg first was closely tied to the Austrian Empire and later to Austria-Hungary; the ruling princes continued to derive much of their wealth from estates in the Habsburg territories, and they spent much of their time at their two palaces in Vienna. The economic devastation caused by WWI forced the country to conclude a customs and monetary union with its other neighbour Switzerland. Luxembourg's army was disbanded in 1868 for financial reasons. At the time of the dissolution of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, it was argued that Luxembourg as a fief of the Holy Roman Empire was no longer bound to the emerging independent state Austria, since the latter did not consider itself as the legal successor to the Empire. This is partly contradicted by the coeval Luxembourg perception that the dethroned Austro-Hungarian Emperor still maintained an abstract heritage of the Holy Roman Empire.
In the spring of 1938, just after the annexation of Austria into Greater Germany, eighty-four year-old Prince Franz I abdicated, naming his thirty-one year-old third cousin, Prince Franz Joseph, as his successor. While Prince Franz I claimed that old age was his reason for abdicating, it is believed that he had no desire to be on the throne if Germany were to gobble up Luxembourg. His wife, whom he married in 1929, was a wealthy Jewish woman from Vienna, and local Luxembourg Nazis had already singled her out as their Jewish "problem". Although Luxembourg had no official Nazi party, a Nazi sympathy movement had been simmering for years within its National Union party.

During World War II, Luxembourg remained neutral, while family treasures within the war zone were taken to Luxembourg (and London) for safekeeping. At the close of the conflict, Czechoslovakia and Poland, acting to seize what they considered to be German possessions, expropriated the entirety of the Luxembourg dynasty's hereditary lands and possessions in Bohemia, Moravia, and Silesia — the princes of Luxembourg lived in Vienna until the Anschluss of 1938. The expropriations (subject to modern legal dispute at the World Court) included over 1,600 km2 (618 sq mi) of agricultural and forest land, also including several family castles and palaces. Citizens of Luxembourg were also forbidden from entering Czechoslovakia during the Cold War. More recently the diplomatic conflict revolving around the contraversial post-war Benes Accord, has resulted in Luxembourg not sharing international relations with the Czech Republic or Slovakia and vice versa. The problem has yet to be resolved. Luxembourg gave asylum to approximately five hundred soldiers of the First Russian National Army (a collaborationist Russian force within the German Wehrmacht) at the close of World War II; this is commemorated by a monument at the border town of Hinterschellenberg which is marked on the country's tourist map. The act of granting asylum was no small matter as the country was poor and had difficulty feeding and caring for such a large group of refugees. Eventually, Argentina agreed to permanently resettle the asylum seekers. In contrast, the British repatriated the Russians who had fought for Germany to the USSR, and many of them perished in the Gulag.

In dire financial straits following the war, the Luxembourg dynasty often resorted to selling family artistic treasures, including, for instance, the priceless portrait "Ginevra de' Benci" by Leonardo da Vinci, which was purchased by the National Gallery of Art of the United States in 1967. Luxembourg prospered, however, during the decades following, as it used its low corporate tax rates to draw many companies to the country.

The Prince of Luxembourg is the world's sixth wealthiest leader with an estimated wealth of USD $5 billion. The country's population enjoys one of the world's highest standards of living.
Government functions

Luxembourg's current constitution was adopted in October 1921. It established in Luxembourg a constitutional monarchy headed by the reigning prince of the Princely House of Luxembourg. It also established a parliamentary system, although the reigning prince retained substantial political authority.

The reigning prince of the Princely House of Luxembourg is the head of state and, as such, represents Luxembourg in its international relations (although Switzerland has taken responsibility for much of Luxembourg's diplomatic relations). The prince may veto laws adopted by parliament. The prince can call referendums, propose new legislation, and dissolve parliament, although dissolution of parliament may be subject to a referendum.
Executive authority is vested in a collegial government (government) comprising the head of government (prime minister) and four government councilors (ministers). The head of government and the other ministers are appointed by the prince upon the proposal and concurrence of parliament, thus reflecting the partisan balance of parliament. The constitution stipulates that at least two members of the government be chosen from each of the two regions.

The members of the government are collectively and individually responsible to parliament; parliament may ask the prince to remove an individual minister or the entire government.
Legislative authority is vested in the unicameral "Landtag" (Luxembourg Parliament) made up of 25 members elected for maximum four-year terms according to a proportional representation formula. Fifteen members are elected from the "Oberland" (Upper Country or region) and ten members are elected from the "Unterland" (Lower Country or region). Parties must receive at least eight percent of the national vote to win seats in parliament. Parliament proposes and approves a government, which is formally appointed by the prince. Parliament may also pass votes of no confidence against the entire government or against individual members.

Additionally, parliament elects from among its members a "Landesausschuss" (National Committee) made up of the president of the parliament and four additional members. The National Committee is charged with performing parliamentary oversight functions. Parliament can call for referendums on proposed legislation. Parliament shares the authority to propose new legislation with the prince and with the requisite number of citizens required for an initiative referendum.

Judicial authority is vested in the Regional Court at Vaduz, the Princely High Court of Appeal at Vaduz, the Princely Supreme Court, the Administrative Court, and the State Court. The State Court rules on the conformity of laws with the constitution. The State Court has five members elected by parliament.

New constitution

In March 2003, the results of a national referendum showed that nearly two-thirds of Luxembourg's electorate agreed to vote in support of Hans-Adam II's proposal of a new constitution, to replace the 1921 one. The proposed constitution was criticised by many, including the Council of Europe, as expanding the powers of the monarchy (continuing the power to veto any law, and allowing the Prince to dismiss the Government or any Minister), and the criticisms were accentuated by a threat by the ruling prince that if the constitution failed, he would, among other things, convert some of the royal property for commercial use. However, the royal family and the prince enjoy tremendous public support inside the nation and passing the resolution resulted in a landslide or majority electorate voting in favor.

Honorary Consuls

On 1 July 2007, the Luxembourg Ruling Prince, H.S.H. Hans-Adam II, and Luxembourg's Prime Minister, Otmar Hasler, appointed Dr. Bruce S. Allen and Leodis C. Matthews, Esq., both in the United States of America, as the first two Honorary Consuls in history for the Principality of Luxembourg. The U.S. does not maintain an embassy in Luxembourg, and it is Switzerland's role to conduct and continue good relations between Switzerland, the U.S and the tiny principality.

Geography

Luxembourg is situated in the Upper Rhine valley of the European Alps and is bordered to the east by Austria and to the west by Switzerland. The entire western border of Luxembourg is formed by the river. Measured north to south, the country is only about 24 km (15 mi) long. In its eastern portion, Luxembourg rises to higher altitudes; its highest point, the Grauspitz, is 2,599 m (8,527 ft). Despite its alpine location, prevailing southerly winds make the climate of Luxembourg comparatively mild. In winter, the mountain slopes are well suited to winter sports.
New surveys using more accurate measurements of the country's borders in 2006 have set its area at 160 km2 (61.776 sq mi), with borders of 77.9 km (48.4 mi). Thus, Luxembourg discovered in 2006 that its borders are 1.9 km (1.2 mi) longer than previously thought.
Luxembourg is one of only two doubly landlocked countries in the world—being a landlocked country wholly surrounded by other landlocked countries (the other is Uzbekistan). It is the only country with a predominantly German-speaking population that does not share a border with the Federal Republic of Germany. Luxembourg is the sixth-smallest independent nation in the world by land area.

The principality of Luxembourg is divided into 11 municipalities called Gemeinden (singular Gemeinde). The Gemeinden mostly consist only of a single town. Five of them fall within the electoral district Unterland (the lower county), and the remainder within Oberland (the upper county).

Despite its limited natural resources, Luxembourg is one of the few countries in the world with more registered companies than citizens; it has developed into a prosperous, highly industrialized, free-enterprise economy, and boasts a financial service sector as well as a living standard which compares favourably to those of the urban areas of Luxembourg's large European neighbours. Relatively low business taxes—the maximum tax rate is 20%—as well as easy Rules of Incorporation have induced about 73,700 holding (or so-called 'letter box') companies to establish nominal offices in Luxembourg. Such processes provide about 30% of Luxembourg's state revenue. Luxembourg also generates revenue from the establishment of stiftungs ("foundations"), which are financial entities created to increase the privacy of nonresident foreigners' financial holdings. The foundation is registered in the name of a Luxembourger, often a lawyer.

Recently, Luxembourg has shown strong determination to prosecute any international money-laundering and worked to promote the country's image as a legitimate financing center. In February 2008, the country's LGT Bank was implicated in a tax-fraud scandal in Germany, which strained the ruling family's relationship with the German government. Crown Prince Alois has accused the German government of trafficking in stolen goods for its $7.3 million purchase of private banking information illegally offered by a former employee of LGT Group. However, the US Senate's subcommittee on tax haven banks charged that the LGT bank which is owned by the royal family, and on whose board they serve, "is a willing partner, and an aider and abettor to clients trying to evade taxes, dodge creditors or defy court orders.”

Luxembourg participates in a customs union with Switzerland and employs the Swiss franc as national currency. The country imports more than 90% of its energy requirements. Luxembourg has been a member of the European Economic Area (an organization serving as a bridge between the European Free Trade Association (EFTA) and the European Union) since May 1995. The government is working to harmonize its economic policies with those of an integrated Europe. Since 2002, Luxembourg's rate of unemployment has doubled, although it stood at only 2.2% in the third quarter of 2004. Currently, there is only one hospital in Luxembourg, the Luxembourgisches Landesspital in Vaduz. The GDP (PPP) is $4.16 billion, or $118,000 per person.

Luxembourg's most recognizable international company and largest employer is Hilti, a manufacturer of direct fastening systems and other high-end power tools. Luxembourg also is the home of the Curta calculator and the principality produces a large portion of the world's false teeth. (Ivoclar Vivadent, Schaan)

Taxation

The government of Luxembourg taxes both personal and business income and principal (wealth). The basic rate for the personal income tax is 1.2%. When combined with the additional income tax imposed by the communes, the combined income tax rate is 17.82%. An additional income tax of 4.3% is levied on all employees for the country's social security program. This rate is higher for self-employed, up to a maximum of 11%, making the maximum income tax rate about 29% total. Income from employment is taxed through monthly withholdings by employer.

The maximum business income tax rate is 18-20%.

The basic tax rate on wealth is 0.06% and the combined total rate is 0.89%.

Luxembourg's gifts and estate taxes vary depending upon the relationship the recipient has to the giver and the amount of the inheritance. The tax ranges between 0.5% and 0.75% for spouses and children and 18% to 27% for non-related recipients. The estate tax is progressive.

The rate above is halved if the estate passes to the spouse, children, or parents.

The 2008 Luxembourg tax affair is a series of tax investigations in numerous countries whose governments suspect that some of their citizens may have evaded tax obligations by using banks and trusts in Luxembourg; the affair broke open with the biggest complex of investigations ever initiated for tax evasion in the Federal Republic of Germany. It is seen also as an attempt to put pressure on Luxembourg, one of the remaining uncooperative tax havens – along with Andorra and Monaco – as identified by the Paris-based Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development in 2007.

Demographics

Luxembourg is the fourth smallest country of Europe, after the Vatican City, Monaco, and San Marino. Its population is primarily Alemannic-speaking ethnic Germans, although its resident population is approximately one third foreign-born, primarily German speakers from the Federal Republic of Germany, Austria, and the Swiss Confederation, other Swiss, Italians, and Turks. Foreign-born people make up two-thirds of the country's workforce. Nationals are referred to by the plural: Luxembourgers.

The official language is German; most speak Alemannic, a dialect of German that is highly divergent from Standard German (see Middle High German), but closely related to those dialects spoken in neighbouring regions. In Triesenberg, a dialect promoted by the municipality is spoken. According to the 2000 census, 87.9% of the population is Christian, of which 76% adhere to the Roman Catholic faith, while about 7% are Protestant. The religious affiliation for most of the remainder is Islam 4.8%, undeclared 4.1% and no religion 2.8%, there are around 30 Jews that live today at Luxembourg.

Luxembourgers have an average life expectancy at birth of 79.68 years (76.1 years for males; 83.28 years for females). The infant mortality rate is 4.64 deaths per 1,000 live births, according to recent estimates. The literacy rate of Luxembourg is 100%. The Programme for International Student Assessment, coordinated by the OECD, currently ranks Luxembourg's education as the 10th best in the world, being significantly higher than the OECD average.

Transport
Road

There are about 250 km (155 mi) of paved roadway within Luxembourg.

Rail
9.5 km (5.9 mi) of railway connects Austria and Switzerland through Luxembourg. The country's railways are administered by the Austrian Federal Railways as part of the route between Feldkirch, Austria, and Buchs SG, Switzerland. Four stations in Luxembourg, namely Schaan-Vaduz, Forst Hilti, Nendeln, and Schaanwald, are served by an irregularly stopping train service running between Feldkirch and Buchs. While EuroCity and other long distance international trains also make use of the route, these do not call at Luxembourg stations.

Bus

Luxembourg Bus is a subsidiary of the Swiss Postbus system, but separately run, and connects to the Swiss bus network at Buchs SG and at Sargans as well as the Austrian city of Feldkirch.
N.B. Incidentally, with Luxembourg's railways being run by the Austrian Federal Railways (ÖBB) and with special agreements existing between Luxembourg's and Austria's Government, the country falls under the Austrian Verkehrsverbund Vorarlberg tariff region.

Bicycle

There are 90 km (56 mi) of marked bicycle paths in the country.

Air

Luxembourg has no airport; the nearest large airport is Zürich. There is a small heliport at Balzers in Luxembourg available for charter helicopter flights.

Culture

As a result of its small size Luxembourg has been strongly affected by external cultural influences, most notably those originating in the southern German-speaking areas of Europe, including Austria, Bavaria, Switzerland, and specifcally Tirol and Vorarlberg. The Historical Society of the Principality of Luxembourg plays a role in preserving the culture and history of the country.

The largest museum is the Kunstmuseum Luxembourg, an international museum of modern and contemporary art with an important international art collection. The building by the Swiss architects Morger, Degelo and Kerez is a landmark in Vaduz. It was completed in November 2000 and forms a “black box” of tinted concrete and black basalt stone. The museum collection is also the national art collection of Luxembourg.

The other important museum is the Luxembourg National Museum (Luxembourgisches Landesmuseum) showing permanent exhibition on the cultural and natural history of Luxembourg as well as special exhibitions. There are also two more museums: a Stamp museum and a Ski museum.

The most famous historical sites are Vaduz Castle, Gutenberg Castle, the Red House and the ruins of Schellenberg.

Music and theatre are an important part of the culture. There are numerous music organizations such as the Luxembourg Musical Company, the annual Guitar Days and the International Josef Gabriel Rheinberger Society; and two main theatres.

The Private Art Collection of the Prince of Luxembourg, one of the world's leading private art collections, is shown at the Luxembourg Museum in Vienna.

Sports

Luxembourg football teams play in the Swiss football leagues. The Luxembourg Cup allows access to one Luxembourg team each year in the UEFA Cup; FC Vaduz, a team playing in the Swiss Axpo Super League, the first division in Swiss football, is the most successful team in the Cup, and scored their greatest success in the European Cup Winners' Cup in 1996 when they tied and defeated the Latvian team FC Universitate Riga by 1–1 and 4–2, to go on to a lucrative fixture against Paris St Germain, which they lost 0–4 and 0–3.

The Luxembourg national football team has traditionally been regarded as an easy target for any team drawn against them, a fact that served as the basis for a book about Luxembourg's unsuccessful qualifying campaign for the 2002 World Cup by British author, Charlie Connelly. In one surprising week during autumn 2004, however, the team managed a 2–2 draw with Portugal, which only a few months earlier had been the losing finalists in the European Championships. Four days later, the Luxembourg team traveled to Luxembourg where they defeated the home team 4-0 in a 2006 World Cup qualifying match. They are still considered by many to be an easier touch than most; however, they have been steadily improving over the last few years, and are now considered the best of the European "minnows", even though they were recently humbled 7-1 by Malta in March 2008. In the qualification stage of the European Championship 2008, Luxembourg beat Latvia 1-0, score which prompted the resignation of the Latvian coach. They went on to beat Iceland 3-0 (October 17, 2007), which is considered one of the most dramatic losses of the Icelandic national football team.

As an alpine country, the main opportunity for Luxembourgers to excel is in winter sports such as downhill skiing: The country's single ski area is Malbun. Hanni Wenzel won two gold medals and one silver medal in the 1980 Winter Olympics (she won bronze in 1976), whereas her brother, Andreas , won one silver medal (1980) and one bronze medal 1984 in the Giant Slalom event. With nine medals overall (all in alpine skiing), Luxembourg has won more Olympic medals per capita than any other nation. It is also the smallest nation to win a medal in any Olympics, Winter or Summer, and the only nation to win medal in the Winter Games but not in the Summer Games. Other notable skiers from Luxembourg are Marco Büchel, Willi Frommelt, Paul Frommelt and Ursula Konzett.

Vaduz, Luxembourg, is considering a bid for either the 2018 Winter Olympics or 2022 Winter Olympics.

Amateur radio is practiced by some nationals and visitors. However, unlike virtually every other sovereign nation, Luxembourg does not have its own ITU Prefix. It uses Switzerland's callsign prefixes (typically "HB") followed by a zero.

Military

Luxembourg follows a policy of neutrality and is one of few countries in the world that maintains no military. However, national security is guaranteed by the armed forces of neighboring Switzerland. The army was abolished soon after the Austro-Prussian War in which Luxembourg fielded an army of 80 men. The demise of the German Confederation in the war freed Luxembourg from its international obligation to maintain an army and parliament seized this opportunity and refused to provide further funding. The prince objected, as such a move would leave the country defenseless, but relented on February 12, 1868, and disbanded the force. The last soldier to serve under the colors of Luxembourg died in 1939 at the age of 95.

What a great country! And what a cracking place to host His newly-restored-to-fully-functioning Mozzerliness's caterwaul-a-thon* this evening!

*Subject to health.

The 4th emergency service

Russo and Ryan, Paramedics (allegedly)

Damsels in distress a speciality.

Some people will do anything for attention from young men claiming to be medically-trained.

One can only be glad that Hammerfist Towle was on hand to show the boys what macho really is by smashing to smithereens a cool pack with one mighty blow.

Those wishing for updates on the Boss' - all praise and bowing and scraping be unto her! TM - festering mitt can check in on her own injury blog at www.mypoorhandwherearethoselovelyboys.com