1) I have never met this woman. 2) This is all totally made up off her head.
3) I am considering legal action.
4) I am not now or ever have been a dirty dancer.
5) I apologise to this young lady's sister for anything we may have inadvertently done all over her furniture.
And there's an end to it.
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Oh I think you'll find you have met me Mr Derrig!
By way of proof do I have to describe in detail the idiosyncracies of your anatomy or will you call off your legal dogs now?
I'll add that should you ever likewise fail to correctly answer a question on any of the following films of dubious cultural value that I forced you to watch I shall be severely disappointed:
* Pretty Woman
* Ghost
* Bram Stoker's Dracula
* Batman Returns
Yours advisedly,
Lisa Singleton
Alright, I'll go for the Jeffrey Archer approach. £2000 in a plain brown envelope at Waterloo station?
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