I know I have...it's that eerieful sensation that makes you turn your head, thinking that perhaps there is something or someone observing you. Right creepy and a total disturbination.
Don't call me paranoiacal!
But that feeling is for merely mortal men and others. For me it can go a whole lot further than that.
It's a fear that - in the words of the great Germaniacal film director Fatbinder - eats the soul.
It is, of course, anatidaephobia of what I speak. Read all about it below...
Yes, my millions of readers, it's true - I have a phobia of being followed by anything with a bill.
(A tip o' the tricorn to Cap'n Jaaaaaaaaaahn.)
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