Figurines, not dolls

You would be surprised just how many laydeez have admired my ever-expanding collection of figurines. They are particularly impressed with my Silver Surfer - glorious, eh? A few have commented about the absence of man-lumps in this finely-wrought sculpture. Aha! Well - it's only ignorance on their part. You see, the Silver Surfer traverses the space-waves of the interplanetary ether aboard his proton-powered surf board. And it's very cold in space. A vacuum, in fact, which accounts for the obvious shrinkage. You only have to think about it really. So he's not androgynous at all, right?

Here's me doing my impression of old Silvy boy.


A veritable plethora of man-lumps, don't you think?