Well, obviously there are similarities...

Time changes everything, and we've both put on a bit of muscle since this shot of the Master Baiter. In fact, It's often commented on that I'm looking slightly trimmer than the rather more heavyweight Mozzarella - or 'the Big Cheesy' as we loyal fans call him - of late.

One step too far, Master Baiter!

Oh, dearie me - the bottom of the Smiths barrel. Bleating sheep. Lowing cows. Clucking hens. Snorting pigs. You know, he could've been the next Percy Edwards, but instead our Steven decided to plough his own furrow.

Civil partnership II

If only this charming man were free. Sigh.

Love that jacket! Shame he seems to have caught his thumb in the buttonhole.

Civil partnership

Can I make it clear here and now that my planned civil partnership with Benjamin Thomas is purely for financial reasons. There is no intent - certainly not on my part at any rate - to consummate the union. He is far too physical for my liking. Providing neither of us kicks up a fuss about it there's no reason why anyone should be any the wiser.

Here's the cheeky scoundrel with some floozy he's picked up as a 'beard'.

When we do finally move in together we will, like Gilbert and George, maintain a 'show' joint bedroom. Mind you, I don't see why we can't sleep in the same bed.

HELL-OO-OOOH! "SLEEP", I said.

It worked for Eric and Ernie. We could always get a 3 bedroom place so we can have separate rooms for when we are entertaining or enjoying our solo pursuits.

Figurines, not dolls

You would be surprised just how many laydeez have admired my ever-expanding collection of figurines. They are particularly impressed with my Silver Surfer - glorious, eh? A few have commented about the absence of man-lumps in this finely-wrought sculpture. Aha! Well - it's only ignorance on their part. You see, the Silver Surfer traverses the space-waves of the interplanetary ether aboard his proton-powered surf board. And it's very cold in space. A vacuum, in fact, which accounts for the obvious shrinkage. You only have to think about it really. So he's not androgynous at all, right?

Here's me doing my impression of old Silvy boy.


A veritable plethora of man-lumps, don't you think?

Prescott, pensions and partnership rights