I am getting in touch only to offer my deepest and warmest sympathies for all that malarkey and you giving Ashtray the second chance and all and more, wasn't it?I know how much you must be a-hurting all over about dumping that cheatingest love-rat and all that damn misery-making he's put you through with that posse of lovely laydeez. It's shocking and not at all envy-making.
Anyway, I would like you to know that I am currently a single man, more than capable of showing affection and physical stuff and that old rubbish, and would dearly love to carve another notch on the barrel of my bliss-cannon, that is if you think you're ready to plunge back into the maelstrom that is getting loved hard and briefly by a chap.
I've always liked the Geordie accent, I am a big fan of the name Cheryl - especially as a middle name - and am an admirer of boniness. I must, though, draw the line at your tats.
Get them removed and we're in business.
RSVP 25th February.
Yours,
Big Col
1 comment:
Get ower heor noo yee gorgeous gadgie . Ah haven't had any entertainment if yee knaa what Ah mean fre almost a week. An I'll get me tats off fre yee any time. But Ah need te knaa if yee are discreet or if this will be aal ower the newspapers the next dyah ? Ahm fed up wi seeing me spread aal ower the tabloids.
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