Today I am returned to civilisation as I would like to know it after 4 days of secret charitable good works on dehalf of de deserving poor and a few too lazy for their own good, but you can't crack an omelette without wasting a few.
I have been strolling sur le continent avec mon bearer Beattie, raising untold pounds on a holiday break in deepest Los Spain.
I return refreshed, in fine fettle, and desperate for some appreciative accolades. Send them to the usual address. In confidence.
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