An invitation is in the post

I am delighted that The Spiv (a Treasurer) and Lady Jojojojojo (A Finance Officer) have finally found a lovely little place to live.

After years of scrimping and scraping through life with only a CostCo card to sustain them and their legendary generosity, they have at last acquired a modest property in which to spend their twilight years a-bickerin' and a-lovin'.

I look forward to the housewarming and the usual trays of Jose Ferrero Rocket chocolates and Colombian marching powder borne around the melee on silver platters by PORGs.

No offence, my smaller readers.