NYE H&S ALERT!

There is - hereabouts - a lot of nonsense spouted about how alcohol, lighters, safety tapers, matches, fags and fireworks are some terrible accident waiting to happen. Look at the Chinese, for example. They did chess too, you know.

And I was of the same mind - blithely dismissing the possibility of any kind of ludicrous combination of the aforesaidful bunch of incendiary items, and the dreadful consequences that could follow.

That was until this very New Year's Eveness when I did visit upon the Lady Jojojojojo and the Spiv Oestreicher at their palatial new accommodations up Enfields.

I present my evidence thus herebelow:

Item 1, m'lud - Spiv seeks to spark up a firework (Massasmoky - from the 'Old Firebugger' range):

Item 2, who that there a-wandering in the smog?


Item 3, always maintain a respectable distance between one's delicate bodily being and mentalist's with a death wish.