Wooo-hoooh!I say again, yeeeee-haaaah!
Hah, BossLady who-thinks-she-rules-the-universe-but-in-reality-is-a-tinpot-tyrant TM you can take this job and shove it!
After years trapped in drudgery and the sheer filth of hard-blooming-work*, I can now walk away without a care, my financial future secured and not a care in the world. No more of that wage-slaving for yours moi.
Where before unto now I did see up a future of misery and toil until I was retired upon forcibly and left a broken knackered old man, I can foresee now a golden later-middle- and later-life, which I will of course be happy to share with Beattie if he behaves himself like I ask him and when I ask him.
And all blessings on the head of John Miller (FBI)who has released me from the dreadful prospect of a tedious future under the whip hand of the BossLady-who-is-as-happy-to-leave-a-lash-mark-on-tender-skin-as-she-is-to-soothe-it-with-vinegar TM.
All this because of an investigation that has come up trumps in my favour. Who'da thought it?
Brilliant. Just brilliant!
*Subject to independent verification.
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