The Spiv's last effort netted a remarkable four replies. All from a Mr."Knows-all, sees-all" Mompas, offering to aid me with his psychic impotence curative.
I'm now offering myself up to the Desperate Hearts column in Motorsport Monthly. I think the Spiv may have hit the nail on the head here with his advice to add an air of mystery in amongst the job description.
"Gorgeous keen woman wanted 18-30. Must be adaptable and able to hold down own job. Handy with a sponge also useful. No wine-tasters."
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