4D - in full effect

It's not often I feel the need to get up off my knees and thank Beattie face-to-face, but last night was literally the dog's binoculars.

In a multi-media spectacular at no cost to myself I was able to participate in the greatest event ever to be held in a waxworkery hereabouts.

I refer, of course, to the giant dressing-up box experience that is 'Be Spiderman' or another one of them be-garbed crime-crunchers. And in availing yourself of the full 4D (that's four pennies in old money style) you get to be spat on by the jolly green giant, which was Beattie slapped up with green emulsion and his trousers all ripped to show his bulging impressiveness.

Cap'n Jaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnnn laughed and laughed.