Sparktacular

I know what you're thinking.

"Isn't that pretty! What a brilliant sight! How beautiful! Aren't sparklers great! I'm looking forward to bonfire night! Good old Guy Forks! Soup and jacket potatoes! Fireworks hooray!"

But STOP!

STOP! right now.

Think for a minute - seriously.

Just consider: that single sparkler could all-too easily fling out a lone spark that could whizz across and land on an innocent bystander's lycra bonfire-night 'Snugfitta'TM costume, creating a raging meltingness that causes the whole outfit to dissolve, leaving me standing there in just union jack y-fronts and my glittery deeley-boppers.

So think on: Health and Safety - it's not all totally cobblers.