I am over the moon to report that I have already come into some Jackpot money via my dear old Mum, Lord bless her.
The Lottery of Eire or E-I-E-I-OTTOTM as it is known thereabouts, has cashed up big time on a ticket purchased unto me by my Mother, fine woman that she is.
I will be sharing a goodly portion of my €750000 winnings with friends and acolytes today at lunch, ensuring that a certain laydee of advancing years enjoys her 50th birthday thereby.
I am also aware that gambling is a venial sin and my Mother was wrong to do so and will be up before the Holy Beak for it, no doubt, the shameless and wicked woman.
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