Lads mucking about on holiday together. It seems that innocence is dead.
Once upon a time it was absolutely usual to go on a holiday to abroad with your closest and best friend. It was about male bondage. Nowt wrong with that, eh Cap'n Richards?
But these days, this practice is frowned upon from the deepest heights and all kinds of slurrings are hurled at those enjoying such quality continental-time together.
And heavens forfend that one share a room with your great lad mate, even if you might end up disturbing one another with nocturnal oral emissions and suchlike.
So it is with great sadness that while I even have to "confess" to indulging in said practices, it is with greater regret that I must also admit to "mucking about" with the other lad.
And he didn't complain at the time. Not one word.
Once upon a time it was absolutely usual to go on a holiday to abroad with your closest and best friend. It was about male bondage. Nowt wrong with that, eh Cap'n Richards?
But these days, this practice is frowned upon from the deepest heights and all kinds of slurrings are hurled at those enjoying such quality continental-time together.
And heavens forfend that one share a room with your great lad mate, even if you might end up disturbing one another with nocturnal oral emissions and suchlike.
So it is with great sadness that while I even have to "confess" to indulging in said practices, it is with greater regret that I must also admit to "mucking about" with the other lad.
And he didn't complain at the time. Not one word.
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