Can I be among the very firstmostly to wish His Holiandtheivyness, "El Papa" an enjoyable visit to here when he does come to here. He would be welcome up my Club anytime, subject to adhering to our dress code, of course.
Unlike the previous one, I believe this new one prefers to move mysteriously incognito amongst us, hence the facial coverage he hath displayeth as above.
I, for one alone, do hereunto salute this measure as a way of a-mingling with the commoner man, of which there are plenty. In this way he can, like Henry V (in the role of Henry V in the play of the same name Henry V, but pretending not to be Henry V) in the famous bit where he listened in on his army men's nocturnal emissions to see what they really thought of him, find out what passes for sin these days.
If he doth hear what I expect of him to, we might well see a lifting of the current prohibitions on the wheel, fire, and pre-marital mucking about.
Which would, on balance, be a good thing.
I approve of his strategy, unlike the previous one who spent all his time spying on us until he had his binoculars nicked.
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I am led to believe Benny Ratzinger has always harboured a desire to land on British soil since his formative early days in the HJ.
see http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/pope-to-fulfil-lifelong-dream-of-invading-britain-200909252092/
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