Wednesday 5 October 2011

Beattie's Finest Hour, Dammit

And more,

Much more than this,

I did it my way



It comes to a pretty old pass when you hold the annual top-brains quiz of the century effort and the so-called 'Champeen Knower Always Winner' Beattie can't even get back from his gadding about in the Americas to defend what little reputation he hasn't already squandered in disreputable establishments with flock wallpaper, red velvet curtains, and hot and cold running flibbertigibbets.


So it came as some relief that he was apparently able - through the medium of 'BillBerry' - to convey the necessary answers to a team of puppets he had orchestrated to keep his flag flying at the tip of his pole.


How that bunch of ne'er-do-wells (with the aid of Beattie's simple instructions and the underhanded guidance of the Genius Amanuensis transmitted via the medium of pillow-chat-cheatery) got away with it, I for one or the other do not know and do not care to know what.


So, he wins again.


I can therefore only commiserate with the Lady Jojojojojojojo, her Spiv, Joe 'J"JD"D' Dolan, and the bearded Hughmunculus on the matter of their feeble-mindedness.

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