Russian spy exposed

It seems it's not only weirdy-beardy DemoLib MPs who are caught up in a web of international intrigue.

For I, Derrig, have also now uncovered one in the midst of our very own midst at the All-New Club Derrig TM.

I have had my suspicions already got up by the misbehaviour and strange apparel of this espionager-cum-mysteriant.

I have now had the wool thoroughly and roughly removed from on my eyes by the actions of this wicked impersonator, going round pretending to be one of us ordinary loyal subjects of ER indoors.

Yes, I can reveal all now.

For Twin of Evil A has been unmasked as none other than............

.............Ivana Haffamanova!