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Take a large pinch of Joan of The Ark (the finest female Pope of her own generation).

Add a clump of that'um King Dick 3.

Rub together in a big pudding bowl.

Rub, rub, rub.

Add a little spice - your choice but it has to be something a tad tart.

Leave under a damp towel for an hour in a warm place and....

Taa-Daaa!!!!!
Instant Twin of Evil A or, as it's known up North: Parkin Warlock.

TOMORROW: KNIT YOUR OWN TWIN OF EVIL 1.