Tonight I have a very special set of duties protecting one of the most influential and giant figures of our era.
It'll be a case of:
SYNCHRONISE WATCHES!
CHECK HEAD-SET RECEPTION AND SEND!
SUNGLASSES ON!
ALERT STATUS SET TO 'MASSIVELY SO'!
LOCATE AND SECURE ALL MEANS OF ACCESS AND EGRESS!
STAND BEHIND THE GREAT MAN LOOKING DAMNED SERIOUS!
I have to say I didn't realise quite how much care had to be taken with such personages, especially out in the public arena of the likes of the All-New Club DerrigTM.
But, the riskiness to one of 'The Big Names' of all-time has to be assessed and dealt with.
After all, what a blow it would be if Mr.Jackson's many fans and admirers were we no longer able to enjoy again his delivery of such inspiring words as:
Or even
Don't worry, Joe, I've 'got your back up' as they say in the service.
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