I have said it before and I say it again, it is ENTIRELYFUL A TERRIBLE COINCIDENCE-THING that I am to depart these shores on the same flight tomorrow as the sensational and bounteous Susan "Brown Ale" Mawhood.
Much as I would like to lay claim to this particular conquest, I am - for once, and once only - forced to admit that she is in a seriously different class.
In the interest of covering our tracks, sorry, I mean disproving the wild allegations being bandied about Mabledon Towers, let it be known that I will be returning to Blighty at least a week earlier than the stunning Ms Mawhood.
It will be the jet-lag that makes me seem drained and confused.
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