Robots on the march! They've reached Canadadada!
A news story from the dog-oriented daily newspaper 'The Labrador Beacon' announces that a robot with a thinking head and manipulatable fists and fully-working hernia has been developed and is being sold as a domestic helpmate for slovenly sorts.
It can hoover, dust, and polish and all too easily snake a disturbing tentacle like implement into the filthy crannies one usually can't get a digit into.
It is, of course, a marvel and no mistake.
But also a marvellous THREAT! WOO!-WOO!-WOO!-SIREEN!-FETCH-THE-SHERRIFF!!! as well.
The only drawback I can see is the chap who has to operate it from inside.
Clearly, the horror grows. My advice is to cover your head in tin foil and sit under a table.
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