Clubbable

A lot of people often say they find me quite clubbable.

Here I am rolling out of a rather tacky nightspot at which I was forced to put in a celebrity-star appearance while in Chesterinium.

Word got out I was in town and I was prevailed upon.

Not a patch on Club Derrig, of course, and I made several recommendations to the club owner about ways of keeping the clientele down to a more manageable five or six.

The owner very kindly offered to show me the door, but as you can see I found it perfectly easily myself.

Didn't look that special a door to me.