Quite flabbergasted me, it did, to be informed that Tallulah managed to win the once-in-a-blue-moon annual Festival of Poker, hosted in Club Derrig last Friday night.
She says, "That moneymaker Evans fella - what a walkover. There I was sitting on my ace in the hole and he's all bullets and flushing down the river on his flop. It's all flapdoodle and macaroons round here, now! PUT THAT AWAY. Hi-diddle-dee-dee, a pineapple's life for me. LATER! I'M BUSY! Oh, give me fourpence and I'll go away."
I can only congratulate the mad old bird and commiserate with Dicky.
Results Update: 3rd - The Genius Amanuensis; 2nd - Tallulah; 1st - Mad Dicky.
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