Thursday, 22 October 2009

An evening with Professor Yaffle


Probably on drugs.

This night today I am off for an evening with an orchestra playing that stuff off the kids programmes of Wooden Pogles, Nog-Nog-Noggy-Noggin, Baggypus, and Clanger.

I am informed this will be little short of miraculous by someone I don't trust an inch and am looking forward to it like the proverbial plate of peas.

However, always one to maintain an opening mind, I hereby declare it to be an event already.

Tomorrow night it'll be much more to my taste, commingling with the lads at the last-ever "a-gig" this week of the Tiger Bay Note-Throttling Termagant, Sir Shirley Bassley.

I can't help it if I'm renowned for my generosity and known about Club Derrig as "Big Spendthrift".

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