It's getting to be the norm round here

Liberace - now there was a real entertainer.

Here he is, as re-imagined by Bobby Crushed, at an event that Twin of Evil 1 - the inflammatory Vladarina Gortona - went to last night instead of getting out with me to see the Morris Lad.

I'd have paid good money to have swapped. Bobby always turns up.

And let the look-ee-likee comments drop, will you?