I am often asked about my means of support and, of course, my lifestyle-thing simply cannot be sustained with the profits from Club Derrig and the repeat fees from Smartarses. Apart from having to fund BT on a regular basis to help him out of his gambling owings, I also have a full wardrobe to keep stocked with the latest in men's outfittery.
So it will not surprise you to discover it that I am also a merchant of fine illustrated literature to lonely gentlemen.
I have a chain of outlets, and above you can see me captured in an advertising pose at my Cardiff branch.
In common with many entrepreneurial sorts I am feeling the credit crunchie, hence the 'sale' sign. Up to 20% off of well-thumbed copies of 'Behind Prison Walls' and 'Hot Doodie'.
I am also accepting bids in excess of a fiver for a rare copy of my own magnus opum 'Derrig: Up All Night Again'.
All purchases posted in a plain brown envelope.
So it will not surprise you to discover it that I am also a merchant of fine illustrated literature to lonely gentlemen.
I have a chain of outlets, and above you can see me captured in an advertising pose at my Cardiff branch.
In common with many entrepreneurial sorts I am feeling the credit crunchie, hence the 'sale' sign. Up to 20% off of well-thumbed copies of 'Behind Prison Walls' and 'Hot Doodie'.
I am also accepting bids in excess of a fiver for a rare copy of my own magnus opum 'Derrig: Up All Night Again'.
All purchases posted in a plain brown envelope.
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