Friday 16 September 2011

Spooky McGookie


There is nothing more scary than a haunted house, unless it is a haunted great big office building.

Every attempt was made to design-in the most modernest features and eradicate anything ghosty or spookful. For instance, preserving and tarting-up as part of the project an old hospital place where they cut up screaming women, some of whom pegged out.

Despite this, it appears that the All-New Derrig Towers has become spooked-a-plenty.

Check the evidence above of an especially scary horror-face in a window of my establishment captured on my very own 'Shake-O-Cam'.

I was never sickened quite so much as what I did gush out on seeing this supernatural oddity.

But - and I think this is the question, is it not?

It's an enigma that may never be solved - like magnets or even vegetables.

And also just who is it in that window?

Will we ever know the truth?

Will we ever know who it is that moans and struts the halls in such uncanny fashion?

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