Tuesday, 5 June 2007

Bonham-Carter clock confusion

I once had a whole week of waking only semi-satisfied each morning from an especially pleasing dream about Helena Bonham-Carter in her hot monkey-woman guise. Turned out I had bought a chimpanzee instead of an alarm clock and it's curious chimp noises provoked my nocturnal frenzy.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

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