This week I have mainly been doing my most important work on behalf of my employer. Yes, it's conference again and I have been down the front in my best suit and primped pompadour, shepherding people to the right seats.
It's one hell of a responsibility, and that's why they've picked a Derrig. It's all about making it look well-oiled, as indeed I have been during most of the week. There was a moment of product-crisis when I went a bit limp and floppy, but by the end of the week I was fully upright again.
As to what actually goes on, who knows? Certainly not me.
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