Miserabalum dictus hosanna excelsis convertii

Gordo, the Lord Brown, seen here with a Pope of America, at his conversioning

Although ensconced with ma and pa in a remote corner of this verdant isle, shrouded in fog, and cut-off from humanity by the sneaky Pete Bog and his marauders, news does occasionally filter through.

Often we rely on the ever-tasty carrier pigeon, bearing urgent data from outside our narrow hold, and from time-to-time, by the Postman - played by Kevin Costner now that his career playing shoddy sporting failures has run into the buffers.

So word does finally reach us, of the Lord Gordo Brown (Prime Minister of the U.K. and thereabouts) and his converting to the faith of gold and frankenstein - Garlicism, quite possible amongst the very best of all the faiths, if not quite what it was when we ruled the bit of the world we knew about.

Hooray for our side, and the Lake of Fire for all you other maggots!