It's a bit much

I got home late last night after my Caledonian adventures and what do I find? Mr. B"e"n" Thomas has had the interior designers in again.

If I've told him once, I've told him a thousand times. Lawrence "Llewellyn" Bowen, (the Beau Brummy of stapling up shoddy bits of curtain across plaster cracks to give an impression that lasts until the film crew leaves) is not welcome in Derrig Towers after his shenanigans with my u-bend.