Desperate hearts ad No.1

The Spiv has come up trumps with not just one but three - 3 - three different ads I can place in the Desperate Hearts columns of a variety of publications.

He has stressed a number of rules

RULE No.1 - That the publication is just as important as the ad in finding the right sort for a gentleman of my breeding and standing in the community;

RULE No.2 - That the advertisement be succinct. Clarity about what is wanted is of paramount paramountcy.

RULE No.3 - Be brief. One can evoke an air of mystery by not saying too much, and significant savings can be achieved on purcahsing fewer words.

My first ad will therefore be placed in The Laydee.

Here's how it goes:

GO-ER SOUGHT. Box No.2777776

Says it all.

I'm holding back the second and third ads in case this one fails to do the trick.