Friday, 18 July 2008

A very good year



The newly-grin-enhanced Braisers has splashed the cash and upgraded the Brais-o-phone already.

He says the new model can let him know if he's in a pub, and is - in it's post-modern-in-a-retro-stylee way - a delight to handle.

It's best feature though, is a new development which helps deal with those moments when everyone has their phone on the table. You know those times when you've all got the state of the art tiny-phones and they all look alike? Not sure which one is yours? Well this new X-phone has the capability to automatically transform itself to take on the look of its owner, banishing those problems forever! Take another look at the picture. See the resemblance to the owner?

Best of all, it's guaranteed idiot-proof.

Which is good.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

and the great thing about it is that it's mobile! I mean, imagine that: a telephone that you can use even when you're not chained to your desk chasing bouffant buffoons for their 'copy'.

Phonetastic! And all for a mere 'large one' down, plus a couple is monkeys a month.


Or was that ponies?

Col said...

My only concern is that buzzing sound you seem to emit all the time...