Thursday 24 July 2008

Lock up your daughters



Scenario: You are getting on well with someone in the course of an evening's dalliancing. You think you might want to 'take them home' for a 'coffee-cup and jammie dodger'. But - alarm bells start ringing - the old skidmarked sheets back at your bachelor pad haven't been changed for a few weeks. Since, in fact, about the time you cancelled Mrs.Winterbottom coming in to 'do' for you in case the neighbours thought there was aomething going with her and you.

What a predicament!

Here's my top tip: pretend you've lost your keys. End up back at Ben's for the night and Bob's your Dad's bro.

Never say I don't give you anything.

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