Yes, our appearance to come - as yet to happen sometime soon - in the near future is girded about with all the trimmings of splendour the likes of which have not been since the fabulous wealth of Monty of County Cristo.
Today we learned we are to be conveyed to the Smartarse studio en team in what can only be described as a state-of-the-cart vehicle, the ultra-whizzy Ford Foci.
All done out in Smartarse livery and other high-end accoutrements (seatbelts, wing mirrors, hub caps) no-one can say they aren't pushing us out in a boat.
I will publish the route shortly so that crowds may gather and wave delicate lacy handkerchiefs at us as we pass along the way.
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