Tuesday, 1 January 2008

New Year Message

...now where was I?

Oh, yes, my new year message.

In keeping with all world leaders, senior royalty, and celebrities, I feel it is my duty to share with all who care to listen my outlook on the coming year. At great personal expense and inconvenience I have recorded a short piece of film which I think expresses my thoughts, hopes, fears and feelings about the future and what it holds for us all.

Are you sitting comfortably? Well, here goes:

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