I am shocked in an ongoing way to learn that I have not yet been named in the ever-growing list of the Princess’s former beaux.
The dead and mangled Princess Diana of Whales was a beautiful laydee of exquisite taste and rare intelligence. Such a shame she only has the scoundrel Burrell to spurt his vile tittle-tattle all across her memory, while managing to erase me from the scene altogether.
The dead and mangled Princess Diana of Whales was a beautiful laydee of exquisite taste and rare intelligence. Such a shame she only has the scoundrel Burrell to spurt his vile tittle-tattle all across her memory, while managing to erase me from the scene altogether.
People will be astonished when all the rancid secrets of my nooks and crannies are finally exposed in my work-in-progress memoirs, provisionally-titled “I: My Own Autobiography”.
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