Friday 11 April 2008

Weird food alert IV

This nauseatin' confection just about scores on every known negative index known to known civilisation.

Mash!

Peas!

Cornet!

Dried up old sausage!

No! It's wrong! Stop now! 'Tis the work of the devil himself.

P.S. I have heard that mashpo is often used as a substitute for ice cream in films as the latter often dissolves under the powerful cinematicographical lights. This would be a real test for me, as I have often pondered long and hard about consuming ice cream directly from the ape-suit- encased torso of Ms Conham-Barter.

Long and hard.

Were mashpo to be used in such instances, I would have to declare myself out of the running.

Her loss, though, obviously. Very much her loss.

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