
Mash!
Peas!
Cornet!
Dried up old sausage!
No! It's wrong! Stop now! 'Tis the work of the devil himself.
P.S. I have heard that mashpo is often used as a substitute for ice cream in films as the latter often dissolves under the powerful cinematicographical lights. This would be a real test for me, as I have often pondered long and hard about consuming ice cream directly from the ape-suit- encased torso of Ms Conham-Barter.
Long and hard.
Were mashpo to be used in such instances, I would have to declare myself out of the running.
Her loss, though, obviously. Very much her loss.
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