I am experimenting with the foreswearing of meat, instead of my usual bowel-blasting flesh-fest for Xmas.I'll say that again for those of you who swooned and missed it.
I have foresworn myself as a wee trial of animal flesh.
It is in solidarity with vegetarians everywhere who can enjoy salad bars without ridicule and eat nuts too. In public.
I am determined to gain that whey-faced, sickly-thin look that is so popular in the fashion pages of the Sunday supplements.
I'm giving it four hours.
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