Tuesday, 16 October 2007

Breaking News: Election Cancelled!


I don't know how many of you get the chance to keep up with the heady world of political doings and going-on, what with those full bottles to be drained and all, but I thought you might want to know that the election has been cancelled.

There I was all ready to enjoy the hustings, the wranglings, the manifestoes, the opinion polls, and the op-ed pieces in the quality press, and now it's a matter of 'as you were'.

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm going to end up as Club Derrig's President-For-Life.

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