Tuesday 9 October 2007

Fight it root and branch


Today has been one of the highlights of the year for the group of maturing people I addressed.

Taking elder abuse as my subject, I spoke at length on this distressing matter, touching on the use of knives, ropes, and systemic poisons.

I think all now agree that defending one of this nation’s finest species of tree is a matter for everyone and should be pushed firmly up Sir Gordon Brown’s agenda.

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