Tallulah has been temporarily incarcerated.
She is allowed one postcard a week and she writes:
"What a divine room! Unfortunately, budget cuts mean I have to decorate it myself. The bastards will only allow me access to non-spirit-based paint. WHO'S THAT? OVER THERE - ON THE PELMET! You know, the good thing about Malibu? It's better than a coconut because it's alcoholic. RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!"
I'm sure a break from the rigours of real life is just what she needs.
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