Any assistance with recreating the events of last night (for the purposes of memory-recapture only) gratefully received.
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In answer to your desperate plea;
You let the rough boy "mr" Ben play with your chopper, and it broke.
Then you cried like a baby and said it was like every other birthday and Christmas, when someone else destroyed your present – after you'd spent £15 on batteries to make it work, too.
Then people felt sorry for you and allowed you to win 10 of her majesty's shiniest shillings in a rigged 'pool' tournament.
4 comments:
In answer to your desperate plea;
You let the rough boy "mr" Ben play with your chopper, and it broke.
Then you cried like a baby and said it was like every other birthday and Christmas, when someone else destroyed your present – after you'd spent £15 on batteries to make it work, too.
Then people felt sorry for you and allowed you to win 10 of her majesty's shiniest shillings in a rigged 'pool' tournament.
Hopefully you didn't spend them all at once
You must have been somewhere else, unless you were that bloke wandering around looking like some well-to-do jockey-cum-bookie?
"well-to-do jockey-cum-bookie"?
Jealousy is unbecoming, one feels. Even among those understandably distraught at having their choppers damaged by the rough boys.
So it was you!
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