Here I am at a glittering function organised in my honour.I had been challenged to take on a young flibbertigibbet and the irritating Mr Benjamin "Olly" Thomas at arm wrestling. AT THE SAME TIME!
The wretched knave's underhanded Cornish wrestling moves were no match for my firm grip, depite the fact he was wearing his "magic wrestling jacket".
Needless to say I was the victor and the floozy made her excuses and left us to continue drafting our civil partnership (financial-benefit-only version) contract.
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