Brother Brendan

Ah, me own bigger brother, the lovely Brendan.

Yet to master the concept of 'keys', he still knows how to get through a door using all the power contained in his mighty frame.

He's a strong-arm for hire, available to put the squeeze on troublemakers anywhere, anytime, through his thriving security company 'Get Out Now You Pathetic Scum Or It'll Be Hospital Food All The Way, Not That You'll Be Able To Bite, Chew, Swallow, Digest, Or Evacuate Your Bowels By the Time I've Finished With You, Ltd' (trading As 'SecuriDoor').

I know through personal experience that Brendan is a good sort to have around when you are poking fun at chaps bigger than yourself, the big softy.

I still haven't forgiven Aunty Bridie, though.